Inebriated

(Sung to the tune of Reading Rainbow)

Bartender, I’m the guy

I can drink ‘til the tavern’s dry

Fill my cup

Then it’s bottoms up

Inebriated

 

I will drink anywhere

In a Duergar cave,

Or a Tiefling rave,

Inebriated

 

I will drink anything

Like a Goblin wine,

Called the Sweat Bovine

Inebriated

(Inebriated)

 

Inebriated!

(Inebriated)

(Inebriated)